Men Are Hard To Please 男人很难取悦

The problems with Guys：
男人的问题是：

If u Treat him nicely,he say u r IN LOve with him ;
如果你对他好，他说你爱上他了，

If u Don't,he says u r PRoud.
对他不好，他说你骄傲。

If u DRess Nicely,he says u r trying to LUre him,
如果你穿得漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他，

If u Don't,he says u r from KAmpung.
如果不，他说你是乡下来的。

If u ARgue with him,he says u r STubborn;
如果你跟他理论，他说你固执，

If u Keep QUiet,he says u have no BRains,
如果你沉默，他说你没大脑。

If u r SMarter than him,he'll lose FAce;
如果你比他聪明，他说那是小聪明，

If he's SMarter than u,he is GReat,
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！

If u don't LOve him,he tries to POssess u;
如果你不爱他，他想拥有你，

If u LOve him,he will try to LEave u(very true huh?)
如果你爱他，他试着离开你。

If u don't make love with him,he says u don't LOve him;
如果你不跟他做爱，他说你不爱他，

If u do!!he says u r CHeap.
如果你跟他做，他说你是贱货！

If u tell him your PRoblem,he says u r TRoublesome;
如果你告诉他你的问题，他说你麻烦，

If u don't,he says that u don't TRust him.
如果不，他说你不信任他。

If u SCold him,u r like a NAnny to him;
如果你骂他，你好像他奶妈，

If he SColds u,it is because he CAres for u,
如果他骂你，是表示他“关心”你。

If u BReak your PRomise,u Cannot be TRusted;
如果你没有守承诺，你就是不可信的人，

If he BReaks his,he is FOrced to doso.
如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得意的。

If u SMoke,u r BAd girl;
如果你吸烟，你是坏女孩，

If he SMokes,he is GEntlemen,
如果他吸烟，他是绅士。

If u do WEll in your exams,he says it's LUck;
如果你考试成绩好，他说是运气，

If he does WEll,it's BRains.
如果他考得好，他说是实力！

If u HUrt him,u r CRuel;
如果你伤害了他，表示你很残忍，

If he HUrts ,u r too SEnsitive!!
如果他伤害了你，表示你太敏感而且太难取悦！

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!

If u send this to guys,they will swear that it's not true.....
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的。。。

but if u don't they say u r selfish...
如果你不寄给他们，他们说你自私。。

Send this to guys out there anyway....
快转寄这邮件给男生吧！

Send it to girls also,give them some laughter.....
转寄给女生，让他们笑一笑！